I'm looking for someone
To be my lover
Twenty-four hours a day
(Hey hey hey)

I'll give you good love
Kissin' every hour
With a love break every day

I'll put an ad the paper
That will read big and brave
Wanted: lover, no experience necessary
I will train him
(Sure will train him)

He's got to be a real man
To qualify for this job
I'm gonna take a firm stand
He's got to love me
Long and hard

Wanted, lover, no experience necessary
I will train him
(Sure will train him)

I've got everything we need to work with
To ensure a smooth operation, yes I have now
There's no finer job he can get
And he don't need an application

I'll put an ad the paper
That will read big and brave
Wanted: lover, no experience necessary
I will train him
(Sure will train him)

(The job is open, come and get it)
The job is open, baby
(The job is open, come and get it)
But you've got to be qualified
(The job is open, come and get it)
And you sure must satisfy
(The job is open, come and get it)
Come and get it, come on baby

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