Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen
He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king
He cha-cha`s when the band is playin` rock and roll
He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold.

Because he`s too pooped to pop, too old a soul
Hips gettin` weaker when he tries to do the stroll
And every time his feet get to go in one way
Here comes a new dance and it`s goin` to stray.

Chicks told Casey, You better move man,
This is only a one night stand
Casey wasn`t in time but he was dancin` awhile
Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style.

Because he`s too pooped to pop, too old a soul
Hips gettin` weaker when he tries to do the stroll
And every time his feet get to go in one way
Here comes a new dance and it`s goin` to stray.

Because he`s too pooped to pop, too old a soul
Hips gettin` weaker when he tries to do the stroll
And every time his feet get to go in one way
Here comes a new dance and it`s goin` to stray.

Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo
This might have been fine back in `22
Now, I`m gonna give you fellows just a little tip
If you wanna keep your girl you`d better get hip
Or, you`ll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul
You hips are gettin` weaker when you`ll try to do the stroll
And every time your feet gettin` to go in one way
Here comes a new dance you`ll be left to stray.