Why can`t I talk to her?
They tell me she`s not around
Tried a message to her
They tell me she`s not in town
She would not check out this way
Oh, it`s been seven lonely days

This morning I jumped straight up
And called Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love

Rumours going round this town
She`s out running round
Been seen with my very best friend
I can`t believe it`s him
I think she`s been kidnapped and held back
By some crazy maniac

This morning I jumped straight up
And called Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love