Love was a former owner but quiet is renting our house
It seizes my lips from speaking but forms a sarcastic smile
Suspense now raised one of your eyebrows
You ask me, if there`s someone else?

I replied, yes, hell yes
You asked me if it`s another man? I said no
You laughed and say is it a woman? I say, yeah
Surprisingly you asked for honey`s name

And her name is me
And she loves me more than you`ll ever know
And I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don`t seem to work at all

So patiently, she`s waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy, you know if I have to choose, I choose me

And she told me to tell you
To never to hurt me again
`Cause if you haven`t heard she`s a bad chick
Even though I haven`t been, no

Yet and still you try and test me
By raisin` an angry hand, put it down, put it down
I`m leavin` don`t try and stop me, no, I`m late and she is waiting, yes
My love for me is too much so I can`t stay

And her name is me
And she loves me more than you`ll ever know
And I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don`t seem to work at all

So patiently, she`s waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy, you know if I have to choose, I choose me

`Cause she`s actually formin` a threesome
And I`m happy that I can join them
And their names are
Me, myself and I

And her name is me
She loves me more than you`ll ever know
I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don`t seem to work at all

So patiently, she`s waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy, you know if I have to choose, I choose me

She`s waiting on me to tell you
That she needs love
Gotta choose between you two
And you know if I have to choose, I choose me
Me, I gotta go with me