Listen homeboys don`t mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain`t nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

Just last week when I was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
I walked up to her I said hello
She said you`re kind of cute I said yes I know

But by the way sweetheart what`s your name
She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
I said my name is the Prince and she said why
I said well I don`t know I`m just a hell of a guy

But enough about me yo let`s talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and I can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town I wined her and dined her
And she ask me did I like her I said well kinda

All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin` all over me kissing and hugging
So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin`

She got mad looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell

I was duckin` through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with aggravated assault
Yo Clancy we got him
But it wasn`t my fault

Nevertheless don`t mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain`t nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

I was in a bar one Friday night
Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
I was maxin` and relaxin` sippin` on Tequila
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila

I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said let`s go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house I said I`m with you toots

The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes at me
She pat me close that`s when she got bold
She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold

We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I caressed her body and I kissed her cheek
And that`s when I observed those satin bed sheets

I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you

Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said boy I`m a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
I just yelled Geronimo and jumped out the window

Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off I had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila`s book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesn`t happen to often

But nevertheless don`t mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain`t nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

Yo man you think they see your point
I don`t know I don`t think they really do
I think you should give `em another example
Awright give me a scratch let`s make it funky right here

I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
I was just about to call you
I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
I`m wit it
It`s 6 O`clock now at eight will you be ready
Yeah
Aight fine see you then Betty

I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my La Cox 14th
Got to Betty`s at eight I was ready to jet
Until Betty`s mom said Betty`s not ready yet

I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said I need a little longer to finish my hair

At 10 o`clock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says let`s go
Go where go to sleep I`m gone
I was steamin` like a demon as I drove home

But it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain`t nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

Man first your parents just don`t understand
Ah, don`t worry man
Then you having these crazy nightmares
I know why me man why me
What`s next
I don`t know now these girls man you know how it is
Can`t live wit `em, can`t live with out `em