By the way
My name is Smarty Pants
I could win a man
With just one glance
And not too many men had escaped
Do my man wrong
Make them think that he's to blame

[Chorus:]
They called me Smarty Pants
Looking for a man
All it took was just one glance
From Miss Smarty Pants

They called me Smarty Pants
Looking for a man
All it took was just one glance
From Miss Smarty Pants

From the day
I laid my eyes on Dan
I knew then, I had to win this man
So I got the hottest hot pants I could find
And I gave Dan somethin'
To really blow his mind

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Nine months later
Looks like the joke's on me
Dan's still on the corner
Now I'm a mother-to-be
(She's a mother-to-be)
They call her
(Smarty Pants, Smarty Pants)
(Smarty Pants, Smarty Pants)
(Smarty Pants, Smarty Pants)