Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper

Every time I call
My little freak on the phone
Either her line is busy
Or else she's not at home
So I call myself bein' real cool and slick
I got her cheaper
So I went way downtown
And got my little freak a little beeper

Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, shoo-be-do beeper

Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
(Girl's not at home)
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
(Shoo-be-do, beeper)
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper

Girl's not at home when I call
Girl's not at home when I call
(Shoo-be-do, beeper)
Girl's not at home when I call
Girl's not at home when I call
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh...)

What's the beep?
Beep a freak!
What's the beep?
Beep a freak!

Every time I call
My little freak on the phone
Either her line is busy
Or else she's not at home
So I call myself bein' real cool and slick
If I want her cheaper
I wonder what happened to my little freak
And her little beeper

Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
(She's worse than Flipper!)
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper

Girl's not at home when I call
Girl's not at home when I call
Girl's not at home when I call
Girl's not at home when I call

Girl's not at home when I call

Hello, nice to get you home
Where you been?
Oh, I've been on Sunset and Vine
Why do you think I brought you the beeper, freak?
It's cheaper to beep her, listen

Every time I call
My little freak on the phone
Either her line is busy
Or else she's not at home
So I call myself bein' real cool and slick
And get her a little cheaper, so, hey
I wonder what happened to my little freak
And her beeper, I say...

Beep a freak!
What to do?

Girl's not at home
Girl's not at home when I call

Every time I call
My little freak on the phone
Either her line is busy
Or else she's not at home
So I call myself bein' real cool
And try to get her cheaper
So I call my freak on the little beeper, ow!

Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
(Hey)
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper

Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper

Yeah, yeah
Call me on my beeper
Call me on my beeper
Call me on my beeper
Call me on my beeper
Call me on my beeper
Call me on my beeper
Beeper, beeper, beeper, beeper
Call me!

Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
(Call me, call me)
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
(Call me, yeah, call me)
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
(Call me, call me)
Call me on my beeper, on my beeper
(Call me, call me...)