I`ve got a note from my cousin the other day
He said his lady had gone on a holiday
He thought she`d be back in a week or so
But that was more than 2 months ago

So this is romance
So this is romance

They`d been together devoted through thick and thin
He really thought she would love no one else but him
But now he doesn`t think she`s being fair
To be having so much fun with him not there

So this is romance
So this is romance

In her last letter she was water-skying
And she has learned to drive a car
A gigolo baring the name Romero
Takes her for evenings in a c___tail bar

So this is romance
You don`t stand a chance

He felt mistreated but what could he say?
This was her idea of a holiday

So he decided he`d go out and bring her home
Till he found out she got married the week before

Sorry I had no time to let you know
But can I for you before you go (?)

So this is romance
So this is romance