Step right up, hurry hurry, before the show begins, my friend.
Stand in line, get your tickets, I hope you will attend.
It`ll only cost you fifty cents to see.
What life has done to those like you and me.
See the man, with a broken heart you`ll see that he is sad.
He hurts so bad.
See the girl who has lost the only love she ever had.
There`s got to be no sadder show to see.
No doubt about it satisfactions guaranteed.

(chorus)
So let the side show begin hurry hurry, step right on in.
Can`t afford to pass it by, guaranteed to make you cry.
Side show begin (hurry hurry) step right on in.
Can`t afford to pass it by, guaranteed to make you cry.

See the man, who`s been crying, for a million years.
So many tears.
See the girl, who`s collecting broken hearts for souvenirs.
It`s more exciting than a one man band.
The saddest little show in all the land.
(chorus)